But even if you should suffer for the sake of righteousness, you are blessed. And do not fear their intimidation, and do not be troubled, but sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you yet with gentleness and reverence; and keep a good conscience so that in the thing in which you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ will be put to shame.  1 Peter 3: 14-16

Apologetic Report - Is Not Satire
Saturday, 25 March 2017 04:58

Jennifer LeClaire Writes New Inspired Scripture?

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Jennifer LeClaire’s new book Mornings With the Holy Spirit With Journal: Listening Daily to the Still, Small Voice of God, appears to be new scripture based on the book’s description on Amazon.com.

Mornings With the Holy Spirit with Journal is a daily devotional written as if the...

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Did you know we’re in the beginning of a Cock Crowing Watch right here in February of 2017? Would you be shocked it was ushered in by a rooster Chuck Pierce saw while he was in Las Vegas?

If you’re shocked, you obviously don’t know the ramblings of Chuck Pierce. Apparently Chuck...

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Has your pastor ever publicly spanked himself before getting up to preach? If you attend Crossroads Church you can answer in the affirmative.

Crossroads Church held their Super Bowl of preaching, and of course they had a major supply of worthless nonsense. The self-spanking pastor was only the...

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On Superbowl Sunday, Crossroads Church is having a preaching competition titled “Mingo vs. Tome”. They’re being incredibly honest about the event. They’re admitting it’s an irreverent, schticky thing meant to turn church into a spectator sport.

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Like any megachurch...

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It’s that time of year for C3 (Creative Church Conference), or maybe better described as “Training for Creative Goat Herders”. Their promotional videos gives us a sense of the unsavory flavor they’re about to release.

Some quotes from the video.

“Church should be...

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Vonda Brewer “prophesied” the dumping of Donald Trump as a candidate from the Republican ticket during the primaries, and then during the general election. She “prophesied” that Jeb and his son would be on the ticket instead. She has moved the prophetic goal posts...

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Rebecca Greenwoodshared photos and videos on Facebook from a prayer event at the National Press Club lead by at least two visible NAR leaders, Lance Wallnau and Lou Engle. One of the videos shows a guy shooting a selfie with his selfie stick around the time Lou Engle was praying and as others...

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John Crowder is a tragedy of sorts. He appears to understand the work Jesus accomplished on the cross for us. At various times he explains it well. Yet this is all tainted by a high level of creepiness. I’m convinced it’s from influences in the Land of Charismania.

In this video called...

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Wednesday, 21 December 2016 10:47

Communion in Who-ville: Decking the Halls with Judgment?

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Is Troy Gramling’s use of  Dr. Seuss’s Who-ville to promote communion at Potential Church leading his flock to face judgement? Scripture calls Christians to take communion seriously. Failing to discern the body and blood of Christ has serious consequences according to scripture.

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Monday, 21 November 2016 15:16

The Bug Spray Prophet Heals With Doom Insecticide

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South African “prophet” Lethebo Rabalago of Mount Zion General Assembly sprays Doom insecticide on people coming to him for healing reports The BBC.

These people appear to have received the blessing.

Doom markets itself as fast and deadly.

Some of his followers on social...

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God’s hands are tied. Jo Ellen Stevens of TCIC Ministriessaid God showed her there are “Poll Watcher Angels”, but they’ll only be sent to protect the election if we issue a decree.

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Basically, God is on the throne, and he could protect the elections, but he can’t, his...

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Thursday, 27 October 2016 07:42

Mammon Idol at Cedar Creek Church

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Has your church ever done a song during an official Sunday worship service that helps direct your heart toward the love of money? Cedar Creek Church directed the hearts of their flock toward money by singing Billionaire by Bruno Mars.

The lyrics are very narcissistic. “See my name in...

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Monday, 26 September 2016 18:00

Man Cleavage at Code Orange Revival

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Did Carl Lentz think he was preaching at the Regal Beagle in the late 1970s? What is up with the highly visible display of man cleavage at Steven Furtick’s Code Orange Revival? Maybe he’s auditioning for a reboot of Tom Selleck’s Magnum P.I.?

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Sunday worship needs more scaramouch. At least that’s what I’m lead to believe based on an opener to come out of Cedar Creek Church during their Sunday worship service. They did a rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody, using wigged head banging men to spice it up.

Bohemian Rhapsody...

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Have you ever sang about joo-joo eyeball, toe-jam football, monkey finger, and walrus gumboot at your Sunday church worship service? Kensington Troydid during their 09-11-2016 Sunday worship service.

This isn’t the type of singing scripture tells to use when we come together during worship.

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Prophet Prince Nicholas Eli Anthony of the Prophetic and Deliverance Page on Facebook told his followers that God honors the word of a prophet because a prophet speaks to God directly.

He’s giving the impression that only prophets have the direct line to God. He’s creating a layer...

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