But even if you should suffer for the sake of righteousness, you are blessed. And do not fear their intimidation, and do not be troubled, but sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you yet with gentleness and reverence; and keep a good conscience so that in the thing in which you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ will be put to shame.  1 Peter 3: 14-16

Is Not Satire - Apologetic Report

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Victoria Osteen crystalized Joshua 24:15 into a callto serve positive thinking. Instead of a call to turn from the Devil, sin, and self, and turn toward God, she spritzed the bible with the Osteen doctrine of positive thinking and calls her hearers to serve the idol of positive thinking.

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Self proclaimed prophetess Patricia Kingrecently cited Eliphaz as a source of truth. The problem is that God said his wrath was kindled against Eliphaz because he didn’t speak what was right concerning God.

She cites Job 22:28. If you go to the beginning of the passage, you see that...

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Jim Bakker while sales pitching Mark Taylor and Mary Colbert’s book The Trump Prophecieson The Jim Bakker Show on June 6, 2017 directed his audience to read the book because scripture tells us to study to show ourselves approved, so we can rightly divide the word of truth.

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Dr. Mary K Baxter teaches the new doctrine that the Holy Ghost looks like the Michelin Man and is a 100 foot tall man.

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Prophetess Felly Wilson recently on Facebook revealed two new doctrines. She says we can command long slow lines to be speedier, and we can also command the prices on nice shoes to be cheaper.

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Apostle JB Makananisa of Charis Missionary Church repeatedly slapped a woman during one of his deliverance sessions. Watch the clips below and you can clearly hear audible slaps from his hand against her skin.

Watch the unedited video below.

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What should you do if you’re a prophetess and your two red glory cloths protected by angels still can’t deliver the full impact of God’s anointing? Prophetess Mattie Nottage may suggest delivering some firm foot stomps to the belly or back of people privileged enough to come...

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Did you know the oracles of God need some teasing out? You know, a little suspense to get attention, because the living and active word of God isn’t powerful enough on its own.

Jennifer LeClaire believes God told her a new MEGA prayer movement will be started June 4th, 2017 on Pentecost...

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Before preaching on Coming Out of the Drought, Steven Furtick said he wanted to commit to teaching, and not engage in any hollering or wild...

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Jennifer LeClaire is guilty of rank hypocrisy. On May 5, 2017 she was interviewed by Michael Brown on his show The Line of Fire.

Michael Brown asked Jennifer about her greatest concerns and encouragements concerning current trends in the charismatic movement. LeClaire said that honestly her...

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SUMMARY Christians should avoid any influence from the ministry and teaching of T.D. Jakes. We learn a lot about the theology, doctrine, and teaching of Jakes by the teachers he endorses. He endorsed Bill Winston who says Jesus died to pad our wallet and fill our bank account. Scripture clearly...

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Would you expect an anointed prophet of God to tell you not to pray, but rather to flaunt your riches in order to gain victory? “Prophet” Anointed Andrew also known as SEER1 is the prophet for you if your answer is yes.

A recent Facebook post encourages his followers not to pray, but...

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Rick Warren’s Saddleback Church tweeted that Jesus didn’t let theology get in the way of ministry. How can that be? He knows theology better than anyone.

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Saturday, 25 March 2017 04:58

Jennifer LeClaire Writes New Inspired Scripture?

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Jennifer LeClaire’s new book Mornings With the Holy Spirit With Journal: Listening Daily to the Still, Small Voice of God, appears to be new scripture based on the book’s description on Amazon.com.

Mornings With the Holy Spirit with Journal is a daily devotional written as if the...

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Did you know we’re in the beginning of a Cock Crowing Watch right here in February of 2017? Would you be shocked it was ushered in by a rooster Chuck Pierce saw while he was in Las Vegas?

If you’re shocked, you obviously don’t know the ramblings of Chuck Pierce. Apparently Chuck...

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Has your pastor ever publicly spanked himself before getting up to preach? If you attend Crossroads Church you can answer in the affirmative.

Crossroads Church held their Super Bowl of preaching, and of course they had a major supply of worthless nonsense. The self-spanking pastor was only the...

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On Superbowl Sunday, Crossroads Church is having a preaching competition titled “Mingo vs. Tome”. They’re being incredibly honest about the event. They’re admitting it’s an irreverent, schticky thing meant to turn church into a spectator sport.

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It’s that time of year for C3 (Creative Church Conference), or maybe better described as “Training for Creative Goat Herders”. Their promotional videos gives us a sense of the unsavory flavor they’re about to release.

Some quotes from the video.

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Vonda Brewer “prophesied” the dumping of Donald Trump as a candidate from the Republican ticket during the primaries, and then during the general election. She “prophesied” that Jeb and his son would be on the ticket instead. She has moved the prophetic goal posts...

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Rebecca Greenwoodshared photos and videos on Facebook from a prayer event at the National Press Club lead by at least two visible NAR leaders, Lance Wallnau and Lou Engle. One of the videos shows a guy shooting a selfie with his selfie stick around the time Lou Engle was praying and as others...

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John Crowder is a tragedy of sorts. He appears to understand the work Jesus accomplished on the cross for us. At various times he explains it well. Yet this is all tainted by a high level of creepiness. I’m convinced it’s from influences in the Land of Charismania.

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Wednesday, 21 December 2016 10:47

Communion in Who-ville: Decking the Halls with Judgment?

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Is Troy Gramling’s use of  Dr. Seuss’s Who-ville to promote communion at Potential Church leading his flock to face judgement? Scripture calls Christians to take communion seriously. Failing to discern the body and blood of Christ has serious consequences according to scripture.

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Monday, 21 November 2016 15:16

The Bug Spray Prophet Heals With Doom Insecticide

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South African “prophet” Lethebo Rabalago of Mount Zion General Assembly sprays Doom insecticide on people coming to him for healing reports The BBC.

These people appear to have received the blessing.

Doom markets itself as fast and deadly.

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God’s hands are tied. Jo Ellen Stevens of TCIC Ministriessaid God showed her there are “Poll Watcher Angels”, but they’ll only be sent to protect the election if we issue a decree.

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Basically, God is on the throne, and he could protect the elections, but he can’t, his...

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Thursday, 27 October 2016 07:42

Mammon Idol at Cedar Creek Church

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Has your church ever done a song during an official Sunday worship service that helps direct your heart toward the love of money? Cedar Creek Church directed the hearts of their flock toward money by singing Billionaire by Bruno Mars.

The lyrics are very narcissistic. “See my name in...

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