But even if you should suffer for the sake of righteousness, you are blessed. And do not fear their intimidation, and do not be troubled, but sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you yet with gentleness and reverence; and keep a good conscience so that in the thing in which you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ will be put to shame.  1 Peter 3: 14-16

Is Not Satire - Apologetic Report

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Jennifer LeClaire and Jeremy Gibson are helping to bring the mentality of Simon the sorcerer from Acts 8 right into the 21st century church.

In Acts 8 Simon the sorcerer acted like the work of the Holy Spirit was something he could own and control if only paid the right price. Peter rebuked him, and...

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Dr. Michael Brown corrected the false teaching from the likes of Kat Kerr, Lance Wallnau, Robert Hotchkin and others that Christians can take authority over the weather, and command hurricanes during his Line of Fire broadcast on 09-14-2017. Dr. Michael said, “”I do not see in the word...

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When you’re at an official Sunday morning worship service can you expect God to speak to you in a real way through AC/DC’s song Money Talks? The Point Church in Fort Wayne, Indiana prayed to God, asking God to speak to people in a real way. Immediately after the prayer they played Money...

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Do Christians have the authority to command the weather? Can they command storms, tornados, hurricanes and the like?

I like to get straight to the point. My answer is no. Please read my reasoning below. It’s the least courtesy you could show to someone who doesn’t want to waste your time...

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Lance Wallnau brought out his inward 6-year-old and decided to finger shoot Hurricane Irma, complete with sound effects. I have no idea if he asked someone to tie a cape around him.

Some people have this crazy idea that we can command storms to cease because Jesus commanded storms to cease. Jesus is...

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Saturday, 02 September 2017 10:59

God Speaks Through Double Egg Yolks

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In a recent Facebook post, Pastor Jennifer Eivaz said God has been speaking to her through double egg yolks.

You can learn the amazing skills of hearing God speak through egg yolks if you attend the conference this October she’s speaking at with the inventor of the Sneaky Squid Spirit Jennifer...

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“Prophet” Matthew Robert Payne says Jesus commissioned him to interview the deceased Princess Diana and bring her answers to people in his new bookPrincess Diana Speaks from Heaven: A Divine Revelation

In the past few years, Matthew Robert Payne has been receiving visits from Diana in...

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Todd White may have granted himself and fellow believers abilities that most in his theological camp wouldn’t even grant God. In the video below he asserts that he can claim someone’s salvation and there is no way they can get out of it.

This is really interesting and contradictory...

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Did Steven Furtick just imply some slang profanity while speaking at Elevation Church? You decide. He did say to take it however you want to take it.

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Jentezen Franklin recently posted a video to Facebook of a family prank on him. The post claims the entire family was in on it. That would include his wife. In the video his wife appears to be taking the name of Jesus in vane.

If she wasn’t in on the joke, then it might be ungracious to hold...

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Paul the apostle may have been a religious devil with a Jezebel spirit if Jennifer LeClaire is correct about prophecy. In the video below she clearly said that if you’re a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ then you are authorized to prophesy.

LeClaire doesn’t qualify her statement...

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Wednesday, 05 July 2017 03:31

Patricia King Ascends to Heaven

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Patricia King claims she has the ability to ascend into the heavens, and she has apparently received study notes that she describes as almost complete dictation from the Holy Spirit on how you also can ascend into the heavens too.

The bible isn’t clear enough on our ability to ascend to...

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Jennifer LeClaire’s apostolic daddy James Goll literally kicked Jennifer LeClaire while at the Upgrade Conference. In response, she exclaimed, “Praise God!”

Below you’ll see a Facebook post from Goll describing himself as a father in the faith to Jennifer LeClaire and Ryan...

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Tuesday, 27 June 2017 03:06

Prophetic Dinosaurs – Lana Vawser

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Lana Vawser claims God gave her a word for the body of Christ by speaking through a dinosaur in a video game.

Vawser without hesitation reminds us that God has spoken to her before through popcorn, umbrellas, and Wonder Woman.

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This time she felt God put it on her heart to give a message to the body...

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Victoria Osteen crystalized Joshua 24:15 into a callto serve positive thinking. Instead of a call to turn from the Devil, sin, and self, and turn toward God, she spritzed the bible with the Osteen doctrine of positive thinking and calls her hearers to serve the idol of positive thinking.

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Self proclaimed prophetess Patricia Kingrecently cited Eliphaz as a source of truth. The problem is that God said his wrath was kindled against Eliphaz because he didn’t speak what was right concerning God.

She cites Job 22:28. If you go to the beginning of the passage, you see that...

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Jim Bakker while sales pitching Mark Taylor and Mary Colbert’s book The Trump Prophecieson The Jim Bakker Show on June 6, 2017 directed his audience to read the book because scripture tells us to study to show ourselves approved, so we can rightly divide the word of truth.

He’s...

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Dr. Mary K Baxter teaches the new doctrine that the Holy Ghost looks like the Michelin Man and is a 100 foot tall man.

You can listen to the entire message below.

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Prophetess Felly Wilson recently on Facebook revealed two new doctrines. She says we can command long slow lines to be speedier, and we can also command the prices on nice shoes to be cheaper.

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Apostle JB Makananisa of Charis Missionary Church repeatedly slapped a woman during one of his deliverance sessions. Watch the clips below and you can clearly hear audible slaps from his hand against her skin.

Watch the unedited video below.

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What should you do if you’re a prophetess and your two red glory cloths protected by angels still can’t deliver the full impact of God’s anointing? Prophetess Mattie Nottage may suggest delivering some firm foot stomps to the belly or back of people privileged enough to come...

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Did you know the oracles of God need some teasing out? You know, a little suspense to get attention, because the living and active word of God isn’t powerful enough on its own.

Jennifer LeClaire believes God told her a new MEGA prayer movement will be started June 4th, 2017 on Pentecost...

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Before preaching on Coming Out of the Drought, Steven Furtick said he wanted to commit to teaching, and not engage in any hollering or wild...

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Jennifer LeClaire is guilty of rank hypocrisy. On May 5, 2017 she was interviewed by Michael Brown on his show The Line of Fire.

Michael Brown asked Jennifer about her greatest concerns and encouragements concerning current trends in the charismatic movement. LeClaire said that honestly her...

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SUMMARY Christians should avoid any influence from the ministry and teaching of T.D. Jakes. We learn a lot about the theology, doctrine, and teaching of Jakes by the teachers he endorses. He endorsed Bill Winston who says Jesus died to pad our wallet and fill our bank account. Scripture clearly...

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