But even if you should suffer for the sake of righteousness, you are blessed. And do not fear their intimidation, and do not be troubled, but sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you yet with gentleness and reverence; and keep a good conscience so that in the thing in which you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ will be put to shame.  1 Peter 3: 14-16

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Monday, 25 December 2017 09:19

Trump to Resign Dec. 25 2017 says Prophetess Vonda Brewer

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“Prophetess” Vonda Brewer says the Holy Spirit told her that Donald Trump will resign December 25, 2017. Below is a shortened version so you don’t have to listen to the nonsense in its entirety. You can listen to the nonsense in its entirety if you long to ruin your day.

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Tuesday, 21 November 2017 08:45

Video: Matt Chandler’s Concerning Spiritual Teachings, Experiences, and Practices on Sign Gifts

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Matt Chandler is teaching and practicing some things that are concerning to many in the Reformed camp. Below are seven things you’ll see in the first video.

  1. Says that after a random guy blew on his head the effectiveness of his ministry increased.
  2. He affirms and promotes a testimony from a...

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Tuesday, 21 November 2017 01:07

Matt Chandler Appears to Affirm Bright White Light Appearance of Jesus to Woman

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Matt Chandler of The Village Church appears to affirm and promote a testimony of a woman who claims her room lit up light a bright white light as an appearance of Jesus.

On November 13, 2017 The Village Church uploaded a video to their . The sermon includes a testimony from a...

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Monday, 20 November 2017 04:05

Shawn Bolz Moves Goal Posts in Word of Knowledge says Close is Accurate Enough

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moved the goal posts in a recent word of knowledge , as he proclaimed that being close is apparently accurate enough.

He starts out clearly calling Terra out by her age of 50. This is clearly about age to him. He finds out that Terra is 51. At that point he declares 50 as close...

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Monday, 20 November 2017 02:47

Imagine Your Dream Car as Pastor Rides Your Back

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 of Messiah International Church makes ridiculous claims. B-Metro reports that currently he tells a person to open their mouth, and then he sprays Brut Cologne into the mouth as they receive their miracle. B-Metro also reports that in the past he would tell...

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Wednesday, 20 September 2017 03:27

The Simon the Sorcerer Mentality – Jennifer LeClaire and Jeremy Gibson

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and are helping to bring the mentality of Simon the sorcerer from Acts 8 right into the 21st century church.

In Acts 8 Simon the sorcerer acted like the work of the Holy Spirit was something he could own and control if only paid the right price. Peter rebuked him, and...

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Friday, 15 September 2017 05:55

Christians Can’t Control Hurricanes – Dr. Michael Brown Corrects False Teaching

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corrected the false teaching from the likes of , , and others that Christians can take authority over the weather, and command hurricanes during his Line of Fire broadcast on 09-14-2017. Dr. Michael said, “”I do not see in the word...

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Sunday, 10 September 2017 09:02

God Speaks Through AC/DC’s Money Talks? – The Pointe Church Fort Wayne, Indiana

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When you’re at an official Sunday morning worship service can you expect God to speak to you in a real way through AC/DC’s song Money Talks? The Point Church in Fort Wayne, Indiana prayed to God, asking God to speak to people in a real way. Immediately after the prayer they played Money...

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Saturday, 09 September 2017 02:00

Can Christians command the weather, hurricanes, storms, etc.?

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Do Christians have the authority to command the weather? Can they command storms, tornados, hurricanes and the like?

I like to get straight to the point. My answer is no. Please read my reasoning below. It’s the least courtesy you could show to someone who doesn’t want to waste your time...

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Thursday, 07 September 2017 00:52

Lance Wallnau Finger Shoots Hurricane Irma Commanding it to Wobble and Peesh

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brought out his inward 6-year-old and decided to finger shoot Hurricane Irma, complete with sound effects. I have no idea if he asked someone to tie a cape around him.

Some people have this crazy idea that we can command storms to cease because Jesus commanded storms to cease. Jesus is...

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Saturday, 02 September 2017 10:59

God Speaks Through Double Egg Yolks

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In a recent Facebook , said God has been speaking to her through double egg yolks.

You can learn the amazing skills of hearing God speak through egg yolks if you attend the conference this October she’s speaking at with the inventor of the Sneaky Squid Spirit Jennifer...

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Friday, 01 September 2017 03:56

Tales from the Creep: “Prophet” Interviews Dead Princess Diana

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“Prophet” Matthew Robert Payne says Jesus commissioned him to interview the deceased Princess Diana and bring her answers to people in his new bookPrincess Diana Speaks from Heaven: A Divine Revelation

In the past few years, Matthew Robert Payne has been receiving visits from Diana in...

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Tuesday, 08 August 2017 07:50

Todd White can Sovereignly and Irresistibly Elect People to Salvation? Featured

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Todd White may have granted himself and fellow believers abilities that most in his theological camp wouldn’t even grant God. In the video below he asserts that he can claim someone’s salvation and there is no way they can get out of it.

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Tuesday, 25 July 2017 09:34

#*IT Happens? – Steven Furtick – Elevation Church

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Did Steven Furtick just imply some slang profanity while speaking at Elevation Church? You decide. He did say to take it however you want to take it.

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Wednesday, 05 July 2017 04:32

Did Jentezen Franklin’s Wife take the name of Jesus in Vane?

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Jentezen Franklin recently posted a to Facebook of a family prank on him. The post claims the entire family was in on it. That would include his wife. In the video his wife appears to be taking the name of Jesus in vane.

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Wednesday, 05 July 2017 04:13

Apostle Paul was a Religious Devil with a Jezebel Spirit? – Jennifer LeClaire

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Paul the apostle may have been a religious devil with a Jezebel spirit if Jennifer LeClaire is correct about prophecy. In the video below she clearly said that if you’re a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ then you are authorized to prophesy.

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Wednesday, 05 July 2017 03:31

Patricia King Ascends to Heaven

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Patricia King claims she has the ability to ascend into the heavens, and she has apparently received study notes that she describes as almost complete dictation from the Holy Spirit on how you also can ascend into the heavens too.

The bible isn’t clear enough on our ability to ascend to...

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Tuesday, 04 July 2017 05:03

LeClaire’s Daddy Kicked Her Praise God! – Jennifer LeClaire

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apostolic  literally kicked Jennifer LeClaire while at the . In response, she exclaimed, “Praise God!”

Below you’ll see a Facebook from Goll describing himself as a father in the faith to Jennifer LeClaire and

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Tuesday, 27 June 2017 03:06

Prophetic Dinosaurs – Lana Vawser

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claims God gave her a for the body of Christ by speaking through a dinosaur in a video game.

Vawser without hesitation reminds us that God has spoken to her before through popcorn, umbrellas, and Wonder Woman.

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This time she felt God put it on her heart to give a message to the body...

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Thursday, 22 June 2017 07:59

Choose to Serve Positive Thinking per Joshua 24:15 – Victoria Osteen

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crystalized Joshua 24:15 into a to serve positive thinking. Instead of a call to turn from the Devil, sin, and self, and turn toward God, she spritzed the bible with the Osteen doctrine of positive thinking and calls her hearers to serve the idol of positive thinking.

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Friday, 16 June 2017 03:34

Prophetess Patricia King Approves of Eliphaz and God Does Not Approve

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Self proclaimed prophetess recently Eliphaz as a source of truth. The problem is that God said his wrath was kindled against Eliphaz because he didn’t speak what was right concerning God.

She cites Job 22:28. If you go to the beginning of the passage, you see that...

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Wednesday, 07 June 2017 01:20

Christians Should Study Trump Prophecies to Rightly Divide Word of God says Jim Bakker

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Jim Bakker while sales pitching and book The Trump Prophecieson The Jim Bakker Show on June 6, 2017 directed his audience to read the book because scripture tells us to study to show ourselves approved, so we can rightly divide the word of truth.

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Sunday, 04 June 2017 10:28

The Holy Ghost Looks Like the Michelin Man and is a 100 Foot Tall Man

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Dr. Mary K Baxter teaches the new doctrine that the Holy Ghost looks like the Michelin Man and is a 100 foot tall man.

You can listen to the entire message below.

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Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:35

You Can Command Speedier Lines Lower Prices on Shoes says Prophetess Felly Wilson

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recently on Facebook revealed two new doctrines. She says we can long slow lines to be speedier, and we can also the prices on nice shoes to be cheaper.

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Tuesday, 30 May 2017 04:18

Apostle JB Makananisa Repeatedly Slaps Woman During Deliverance Session

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Apostle JB Makananisa of repeatedly slapped a woman during one of his deliverance sessions. Watch the clips below and you can clearly hear audible slaps from his hand against her skin.

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